Girls are incredible creatures. We know how to turn our hair from a bird’s nest into a bomb blowout. We can wear the shit out of a bodycon. We can wear heels for hours at a stretch. But, when we’re alone, all bets are off! We become gross, lazy, bizarre humans because ain’t nobody judging us!
It’s not weird if no one saw you do it, right? Right!
So, here are 9 things that all girls do when they’re alone!
- Stare at themselves in the mirror but not do anything. Just stand there and stare!
- Watch hairstyle/makeup/nail art videos on Youtube and attempt most of them.
- Take a shower and lay in the towel for like five hours.
- Have a full loud conversation with themselves.
- Try to cook something. Fail and then give up.
- Strip tease in front of the mirror.
- Have conversations with people they hate, slaying every comeback!
- Put on heels with any outfit and ramp-walk.
- Look in the mirror while crying to see if they are pretty criers.
Don’t disagree, girl! We know you do it!