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21 Comebacks to Verbally Punch Your Bully In The Face!

Bullying:  Repeatedly using abuse or threats as a way of intimidating or dominating others. 

Whether you’re 5 or 35, there’s always some guy out there who’s such a bully. You want to punch him in the face but you’re holding back. Bullies are everywhere, whether you’re at school, work or even the internet! They’ve made it their personal goal to make your life miserable, but don’t you dare let them!

Bullying is quite severe and has led to victims committing suicide in the worst cases. What can we do to stop bullying? Stop caring! Don’t give the bully the power to get on your nerves. Whenever a bully comes around, keep your chin high and refuse to back down. To help you get in the zone, we’ve made a list of comebacks you can use whenever a bully decides to stop by and make you feel like crap.

Here are 21 comebacks that will knock your bully down! :

  1. Build your self-esteem another way!
  2. Go eat some make up, because you’re ugly on the inside.
  3.  Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives at the mall. Get one.
    source -  http://www.vogue.com/

     
  4. Wow, did you come up with that all by yourself?
  5. I don’t respond to your species!
  6. I can lose weight with a diet, but you keep losing brain cells!
    source - blogs.dunyanews.tv

     
  7. Nobody wants your boyfriend, that’s why he’s with you!
  8. Remember when I asked you for your opinion? Me neither!
  9. I could eat alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that.
    source - http://66.media.tumblr.com/

     
  10. I was going to make a nasty face at you, but looks like you already have one!
  11. Looks like somebody forgot to grow up.
  12. You discovered I’m not like you. Congratulations! 
    source -  kaurthoughts.wordpress.com

     
  13. Just because you’ve picked a label for me doesn’t mean I’m going to wear it!
  14. Why don’t you try to fix yourself instead of trying to break me?
  15. Narrow minded people always have their mouth open, so you don’t surprise me.
    source - neverblendin.files.wordpress.com

     
  16. If I wanted to listen to an asshole,  I’d fart.
  17. Acting like a dick wont make yours any bigger.
  18. You’re like a bag of diapers: self-absorbed and full of shit. 
    source - http://sippican.villagesoup.com/

     
  19. If you took an IQ test it would probably come out negative!
  20. I would insult you, but you’re not smart enough to understand it!
  21. Atleast I can photoshop my ugly face, what about your ugly personality?

 

Bullies, they can be really bad sometimes. But what’s worse? When our favorite fictional characters do bad things!